1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Chao- "A Gallehault indeed, that book and he..." The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Chao- The bedroom wall.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Chao- The Simpson's.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Chao- Well let's see, Chao was watching The Simpson's at 10:00, so... 10:52 p.m.?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Chao- 10:51 p.m. Wow! Chao was close!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Chao- Exception of the computer? Wow. Right now, nothing. It's actually quite nice!
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Chao- This evening to see a movie.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Chao- A few documents for fan fics.
9. What are you wearing?
Chao- Pajamas.
10. Did you dream last night?
Chao- Probably.
11. When did you last laugh?
Chao- Watching Regular Show. No, not during The Simpson's. That show hasn't been funny for a while.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Chao- Posters of cartoons, movies, and videogames. There's also a calendar of American landmarks.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Chao- This meme.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Chao- It was fine.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Chao- In theaters? Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2. Not as awesome as the first one, but it was hilarious! It was totally worth seeing it in 3D!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Chao- The copy rights to Yu-Gi-Oh!! Nah, jk! A trip to Disneyworld!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know...
Chao- ... What do you already know?
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Chao- People need to chill over what other people like and dislike. We all have likes and dislikes. If we want to be given respect, then show it to others.
19. Do you like to dance?
Chao- Sure, but Chao isn't great at it.
20. George Bush:
Chao- Are we talking about a president of the United States or some random guy with the same name? If it's the former, President #41 or #43? If it's the latter, hopefully he isn't hopelessly lost in the woods or something.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Chao- Jessie (Pokémon) because Chao can't think of good names and Chao plans on not having any kids.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Chao- James, again, Pokémon. Wouldn't it be weird if some kid was actually called Yugi? Joey and Tristan may sound normal, so yeah.
xxx
Chao- Well, that was an interesting meme.
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