Mentally Unstable Meme

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star has the same melody. (Chao- So does Baa Baa Black Sheep.)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x]You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen The Matrix and still don't get it. (Chao- Never saw the movies. Sorry!)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Chao- Accidentally? ;))
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you can't stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story, you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL: 4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[/] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 3.5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 2

OVERALL TOTAL: 18.5
Take your total, and multiply it by 4, and put the title as: I'm __% mentally unstable.

Chao- Chao is 74% mentally unstable!
YChao- Really? I thought the number would have been higher than that.
Chao- Yeah, you'd think so.